artlung: a personal website ... december 2001
JOE CRAWFORD'S HOME OF ENIGMATIC NARCISSISM AND MISCELLANY

Funny…

Funny, via Dave Farber‘s Interesting-People list:
Capitalism
– You have two cows.
– You sell one and buy a bull.
– Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows.
– You sell them and retire on the income.

Enron Venture Capitalism
– You have two cows.
– You sell three of them to your publicly listed company, using letters of credit opened by your brother-in-law at the bank, then execute a debt/equity swap with an associated general offer so that you get all four cows back, with a tax exemption for five cows. The milk rights of the six cows are transferred via an intermediary to a Cayman Island company secretly owned by the majority shareholder who sells the rights to all seven cows back to your listed company. The Annual report says the company owns eight cows, with an option on one more.
– No Balance Sheet provided with the release.


posted this 21 years ago.
What else did he post in December 2001?

(Monday December 10th 2001 at 4:08pm)

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