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  • What if you have to un-override a native VBScript Function?
    I know, why the heck would you have to do this? Well, here’s how you would do it: < % Option Explicit ‘ This redefines the “left” function‘ Yes, it’s hard to defend this kind of‘ overriding of native VBScript functionsFunction Left(mystring,mynumber) Left = Right(mystring,mynumber) End Function Dim sc, cmd ‘ This code is the...
  • Festum omnium sanctorum
    The festival of All Saints, also sometimes known as All Hallows or Hallowmas (“hallows” meaning “saints,” and “mas” meaning “Mass“), is a feast celebrated in their honor. Halloween is the day proceeding it, and is so named because it is” The Eve of All Hallows”. All Saints is also a Christian formula invoking all the…