I’ve never felt so well served by a random recruitment email:

Hi <First Name>,

HUGE OPPORTUNITY WITH OUTSTANDING START-UP. MASSIVE FUNDS & OVERWHELMING GROWTH FOR RIGHT ENGINEER.

REQUIRED: AJAX, DHTML, JAVASCRIPT, CSS, JAVE & OO DESIGN.

I have fantastic job opportunity to tell you about. Below is a detailed job description. Please review and let me know why you are a great person for this. I want to be able to show your strengths to Hiring Manager for this job. Also, I need your resume as a word document. We have to move quickly. Company is hiring within week for PERFECT ENGINEER.

Call me asap. Thanks & have a great day!!