I’ve never felt so well served by a random recruitment email:
Hi <First Name>,HUGE OPPORTUNITY WITH OUTSTANDING START-UP. MASSIVE FUNDS & OVERWHELMING GROWTH FOR RIGHT ENGINEER.
REQUIRED: AJAX, DHTML, JAVASCRIPT, CSS, JAVE & OO DESIGN.
I have fantastic job opportunity to tell you about. Below is a detailed job description. Please review and let me know why you are a great person for this. I want to be able to show your strengths to Hiring Manager for this job. Also, I need your resume as a word document. We have to move quickly. Company is hiring within week for PERFECT ENGINEER.
Call me asap. Thanks & have a great day!!
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May 7, 2007 at 12:13 pm
leahpeah
what is OO DESIGN?
May 7, 2007 at 12:24 pm
Joe Crawford
Object oriented design. Kind of programming methodology. More.
May 7, 2007 at 12:38 pm
Sassy
CHAMPION DEVELOPER OF MUCH FORTITUDE
JAVE DEVLOPER TO BANISH CODE BUGS!