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Just me and the pygmy pony

October 12, 2007 in general | 1 comment

Lyric of the day:

I’m gonna find me a horse
Just about this big,
And ride him all along the border line

With a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grand

But by myself I wouldn’t
Have no boss,
But I’d be raisin’ my lonely
Dental Floss

Raisin’ my lonely—Dental Floss
Raisin’ my lonely—Dental Floss

Well I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin’
In the moon-lighty night

And then I’d
Get a cup ‘a coffee
and give my foot a push,
Just me-and-the-pygmy-pony
Over by the Dental Floss Bush

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March 5, 2008 at 8:01 pm

George Lindemann Jr

I am good at something with a familiar tune but I almost used Madonna’s Borderline when I see the word at the end of the first verse. Cool though.