Wow. That sounds pretty bad Sassy!

Chewbacca’s home planet = Kashi = Kashyyyk (featured in Episode III)
Chewbacca’s wife = Malla = Mallatobuck
Chewbacca’s son = Lumpy = Lumpawarrump
Chewbacca’s father = Itchy = Attichitcuk

Those longer names belong to the Star Wars databank, which tarts up “Malla, Lumpy, and Itchy” to sound more “official.”

And Al, I had never considered a Ricky Schroeder/Star Wars connection, but it is indeed a small world.

Though maybe the Christmas Special was never meant for kids. One segment has Art Carney hooking up Itchy with a Virtual Reality rig featuring a pornographically purring Diahann Carroll.

Add Bea Arthur, and I think you’re starting to feel me dog. This thing is great, terrifying, and awful all at the same time. If I consumed drugs, it would be something to accompany _them_.