just to make sure we spell it out, the details are thus:

times the cable/internet was shut off – 6 times
accumulated time without cable/internet – 2 days
phone calls to TW – 9
times they told me they would not shut it off again FOR SURE – 18
accumulated time on phone – 5 hours
times I wished we could fire them and be clients of some other company – 120
times I realized that couldn’t happen because there is no other company – 124
amount that my loathing grew for TW – 5000%
visits to store – 1
amount they now owe us – $112, fifteen thousand hairs from my head and a truckload of peace of mind