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  • From my pal John…

    This is a simple way to cost spammers money! 1. go here: 2. search for “bulk email” 3. click on each of the top 10 – 20 links, costing each spammer 1 – 3 dollars per click! 4. smile!

  • My sister, on dating:

    My sister and I were talking about dating. I’m seeing someone now who is (gasp!) my own age. A new change for me, I tend to date people who have more than 5 years difference to my age. Anyway, her line when talking about age was: “For example, I think 23 is too young for…

  • Great Quote from Zappa [WARNING: PROFANITY]

    Few people who do anything excellent are ever heard of. You know why? Because excellence, pure excellence, terrifies the fuck out of Americans because they have been bred to appreciate the success of the mediocre. People don’t like to be reminded that lurking somewhere there are people who can do some shit that you can’t…

  • Not Necessarily Ceasar

    I really liked the timeliness and coherency of this quote from Julius Ceasar, until I learned that it is not a quote from Julius Ceasar.

  • In Our Name?

    Molly Ivins on our wrongheaded and un-American plans for war.

  • Correction:

    I meant “Kahlua” not “Mocha” in the previous post. Thanks to the special reader who pointed out the misstatement. regrets the error.