Note: these transcriptions are by no means stew approved. that means some of these lyrics are wrong. thanks for stopping by! —joe june/2008

Bermuda Love Triangle (Lyrics)

now all the cop had to say dear was
"sorry 'bout your heart"
but there was no other way dear we
saw it from the start
it only takes two to tango
and it takes a fool to join in
what looked like a groovy angle turned grim
step in bermuda love triangle
bermuda love triangle
bermuda love triangle
bermuda love triangle

in the back of a left-wing magazine she
went looking for new friends
and she was discreet and squeaky clean and
eager to get even with him
the ad said "we've never done this before
and we'd like a rookie to join in
but don't send a photo just try the door and then
step in bermuda love triangle"
bermuda love triangle
bermuda love triangle
bermuda love triangle

now she imagined a condo
with a low-rent Jeanne Moreau
married to a trailer park Belmondo
who recently fell into dough
fruity drinks by the jacuzzi
she'll laugh at everything they say
and soon as she's feeling woozy
we fade to gray bermuda love triangle
bermuda love triangle
bermuda love triangle
bermuda love triangle

the Fox Hills address almost scared her off
but she had to go through with it this time
she was knee deep in payback mode
she just to had to make a grown man cry
now twenty-two eleven was the number of
the room where she would get her revenge
later she'd remember only scuff marks on the door
and the sound of the creaky hinge
and there sat her ex-fiancee
in the buff with her old best friend
the gun she brought for protection
was used toward another end
now luckily she can't shoot straight
the waterbed'll never be the same
the cops said "don't hate the player,
hate the game"
so blame bermuda love triangle
bermuda love triangle
bermuda love triangle
bermuda love triangle

Note: these transcriptions are by no means stew approved. that means some of these lyrics are wrong. thanks for stopping by! —joe june/2008