Miss Satan (Lyrics)

can i speak to miss satan?
i'm returning last night's call
i was busy with a patient
i lost track of time is all
i have made a decision
i want her life to shine on my path
when the night comes
can i speak to miss satan?
can i speak to miss satan?

i'm in need of her blessing
no one's more misunderstood
she's a demon but i'm guessing
deep inside she's sweet and good
a convenient religion
is a force field not a design
for living
can i speak to miss satan? yeah
can i speak to miss satan?

she's a fickle maze that i'm rowing through
can you put her on the phone oh please
she's a lovely phase that i'm rolling through
but can i take it seriously? well

(here's the part i like)

can i speak to miss satan?

does she know that i'm holding
i've got some supplies she'll need
she thinks love is a cold thing
but i've got plans for her to bleed
and the dynamite prescription
that i wrote will clear up her mind
her sweet soul i'm sure it will bind
i'm still waiting
oh baby

can i speak to miss satan? well
can i speak to miss satan?
can i speak to miss satan?
can i speak to miss satan?
can i speak to miss?
i don't know why? i
i - i don't know why? i