Highlights were two bits of grooming:
1. I shaved my bushy bushy blonde (not really) beard off. I had elaborate ideas about doing a stop-motion film of my beard slowly evaporating by taking shots with every stroke. I haven’t the patience!
2. I mowed the lawn! Yep, we’re definitely renting a house now.
And with those paltry pronouncements, I proclaim posting permanently performed.
Back tomorrow with less alliteration.