Joe Crawford
Web developer & user interface engineer
Tinkering with the web since 1996

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San Diego, California, USA

The eldritch horror of IKEA. 2015 Feb 08

The 15 minutes we just spent at IKEA… I… words… I have not been in years. It is bigger. Which is… the place is eldritch, Brobdingnagian, terrifying and yet cheerfully pumping Katy Perry songs. I believe it may have inspired the film Cube. Did a certain Mr Lovecraft play a hand in its tone and design? What noxious aethers propel it so? It has existed for decades and I fear we cannot ever be rid of it.

Hold your children tightly tonight, for the night is dark.

But we acquired Produkt.


blogged this at 7:44am in 2015 in February. The 8th was a Sunday. You are reading this 5 years later. Comment. There are no comments Tweet. Send email. It has no hashtags.

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