I’m gonna find me a horse
Just about this big,
And ride him all along the border lineWith a
Pair of heavy-duty
Zircon-encrusted tweezers in my hand
Every other wrangler would say
I was mighty grandBut by myself I wouldn’t
Have no boss,
But I’d be raisin’ my lonely
Dental FlossRaisin’ my lonely — Dental Floss
Raisin’ my lonely — Dental FlossWell I might
Ride along the border
With my tweezers gleamin’
In the moon-lighty night
And then I’d
Get a cup ‘a coffee
and give my foot a push,
Just me-and-the-pygmy-pony
Over by the Dental Floss Bush
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I am good at something with a familiar tune but I almost used Madonna’s Borderline when I see the word at the end of the first verse. Cool though.