Dead Letter Office: Great Nations of Europe Lyrics


Great Nations of Europe Lyrics

the great nations of europe had gathered on the shore
they’d conquered what was behind them
and now they wanted more
so they looked to the mighty ocean and took to the western sea
the great nations of europe in the sixteenth century

hide your wives and daughters
hide the groceries too
great nations of europe coming through!

the grand canary islands
first land to which they came
they conquered all the canaries
which gave the land its name
there were natives there called guanches
guanches by the score
but bullets, disease, the portuguese
they weren’t there anymore

now they’re gone, they’re gone, they’re really gone
you’ve never seen anyone so gone
they’re a picture in a museum
some lines written in a book
but you won’t find a live one no matter where you look
hide your wives and daughters
hide the groceries too
great nations of europe coming through

columbus sailed for india
found salvador instead
he shook hands with some indians there
soon they all were dead
they got tb and typhoid and athlete’s foot, diphtheria and the flu
excuse me!
great nations coming through!

balboa found the pacific
and on the trail one day
he met some friendly indians
whom the church told him were gay
so he had them torn apart by dogs on religious grounds they say
the great nations of europe were quite holy in their way

now they’re gone, they’re gone, they’re really gone
you’ve never seen anyone so gone
some bones hidden in the canyon
some paintings in a cave
there’s no use trying to save ’em
there’s nothing left to save
hide your wives and daughters
hide your sons as well
with the great nations of europe
you never can tell

from where you and i are standing
at the dawn of a century
europes have sprung up everywhere as anyone can see
but there on the horizon as a possibility
some bug from out of africa might come for you and me
destroying everything in its path
from sea to shining sea

like the great nations of europe
in the sixteenth century

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