ArtLung

since 1999 this has been the personal website, blog, archive, message in a bottle, calling card, digital garden, rough draft, and curriculum vitae of me, joe crawford. hi.

Put “romance” on the shopping list

North of Crystal Pier today

I had a pretty good session of waves today. There’s a swell that came in but mostly is making Orange County have good waves. But we got a pulse of swell too.

So it was good.

Afterward, as I was walking to my car, I spotted a fellow at a typewriter.

CHOOSE A TOPIC
RECEIVE A POEM
♥️

I said to him as I walked by “love that.”

He said “thanks.”And I walked to my car. I changed. Put away my handplanes. Put away my swim fins. Washed my feet of sand. Removed my wetsuit. Changed out of my swimsuit into shorts and a t-shirt. I thought about whether I wanted to buy a poem.

I removed my car key from its waterproof case. I did the same with my phone.

I did want to receive a poem.

I walked back to the beach. I commissioned a poem from the poet for my sweetie.

I asked the poet what he needed from me. He asked questions. I asked questions.

And we agreed.

He typed. I scanned a graphic which loaded up the Venmo account of the poet.

I sent some money.

the poet, writing, typing

After a while, He was done typing.

He asked if I wanted an inscription as to who it was from. I agreed. But I didn’t want to misidentify it as me having written it. He told me he had already signed it.

He asked if I wanted it to receive the poem, spoken, or just on paper.

As I had decided the poem was a gift, and it was not a poem TO ME, I would receive it only on paper.

He handed it over. He folded his hands in the Añjali Mudrā to me. And I offered my hand to shake. We shook and I thanked him.

And I walked back to my car.

I read the poem.

It’s a good poem.

The poem is not in this post, the verses are for the recipient, not for the web.

But he managed to express my intent, and exceed it.


Funny enough, last week I was trying to add “romaine lettuce” to the shopping list I share with my partner.

My phone autocompleted “romance.”

I noticed the error immediately but it struck me funny.

Why NOT add “romance” to the shopping list?

The world needs some of that.

Relationships benefit from it.

Most do, anyway.

And today, I picked up some romance at the beach for my sweetie.

I’ll have to remember to put romance on the shopping list again.

Facebook Messenger!

Michelle Lee appears to be some sort of fitness and travel influencer in her (you will be shocked) mid-20s. She is fit and attractive.

It’s not a particularly old account.

Michelle Lee
👋Hi Joe Can I ask you a question?
Joe Crawford
Ok
Michelle Lee
Here’s the thing. Lately you’ve been popping up in my friend recommendation list a lot. I’m curious what’s going on. Do you know why?
Joe Crawford
I’ll fix it by blocking you.
You blocked messages and calls from Michelle Lee’s Facebook account
You can’t message or call them in this chat, and you won’t receive their messages or calls.

This is about 60% of my usage of Facebook Messenger.

Saturday at OB

I’m keeping on posting every time I hit the beach.

Waveride quality keeps going up.

I’m better at riding waves partly because I’m learning and practicing new actions.

It’s a sort of dance with the waves.

It’s a kind of conversation.

I periodically update the videos page with new videos captured because I use Dawn Patrol and Surfline. I’ve yet to put together a post on how I do that process.

Still, here’s me posting about Saturday.

MORE GOOD DAYS

OB today was fun again.

Not much else to say.

Not today.

Be well.

Ride waves.

It’s awesome when I’m not the only non-surfboard person in the lineup. Terrific morning.

I can’t hate a graffito of PaRappa the Rapper. From OB this morning. @gwenthegoblin appreciated the lack of amplified music and amazing sea smells.

Checkpoint: June Gloom

It’s June! And it’s gloom.

I am well.

To the extent that the world is, besides me being fine, not fine.

The world is not okay but the world soldiers on.

But my spirits are good. But then, when I, as a wee lad, lived in the dictatorship of Ferdinand Marcos I was also relatively happy.

I didn’t like the way authoritarianism warped how people talked back in 1978 among my expatriate (immigrant? temporary immigrant? student visa-holders?) community at the time. And I don’t like it now.

So let’s talk about some stuff I made.

I’m rather proud of the post: “📣 YOUTUBE REMOVED YOUR CONTENT” (A GOOGLE MYSTERY)

And so I will keep making things and trying to write things.

My CSS Battles Page has code to watch the videos on the page (the videos remain on YouTube and I’m to quite ready (if I ever will be) to self-host them). I also updated the page with my bodysurfing videos on it with some popover work. Those videos are short short short. I am getting better at it. I keep being compelled by video since it seems it’s the main we communicate effectively.

Though I still can’t stand Tik Tok. But sometimes one goes where the audience is.

I remain convinced that controlling the means of production of our own words and photos on our own websites is IMPORTANT.

So let’s keep doing that.

And let’s work against authoritarianism, too.

Also I might try Yoga. I keep pushing at the limits of what my body–overweight as it is–can do. And maybe I need to learn to stretch.

Thanks for reading.

Courage, people.


Also! I made some headers:

In May:

ARTLUNG. photo of Joe at the beach, plus inset picture of Woody Guthrie's hands on his guitar with a signing reading THIS MACHINE KILLS FASCISTS. Plus watercolor flags of Ukraine and Palestine.

In June:

ArtLung

since 1999 this has been the personal website, blog, archive, message in a bottle, calling card, digital garden, rough draft, and curriculum vitae of me, joe crawford. hi.


Oh, and I’ll be hosting the HWC for Europe/London on Wednesday this week. If websites interest you feel free to join the Zoom.


Maybe I’ll add to this post again? Or perhaps not.

Onward.

On Los Angeles

…the moderates are always, either consciously or unconsciously, working with the authoritarians and enabling their agenda. We are, according to those who want nothing more than to maintain control, supposed to protest enough, but not too much. Because we should rely on them. Because we need to maintain our subservient position under the party as opposed to in conversation and discourse with the party. Fighting a battle with a corrupt and immoral system while also adhering to the rules that were created, maintained, and enforced by the system on behalf of the system is an exercise in self-destruction.

From Authoritarian Occupation: Los Angeles and the Next Chapter of Our Lives by Jared Yates Sexton

Pier adventures continue

I met a mermaid at OB today